Glue in band aid and tapes

Would it be too much to ask for the glue in band aid or the (medical) tape we use to dress wounds to do the following?

Not rip out hair from half-way inside your skin.

Not leave a sticky residue on your skin after you pull out the band-aid/tape.

Manage to stick even on slighlty wet skin.

Keep a wound dry when some water falls on it. Would that be too much to ask you think? Maybe 3M can come up with a new kind of glue and material.